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FAR LESS EXPENSIVE THAN AN ACTUAL BATTLEFIELD
As an accountant for the Gray Death Legion, I approve any battlefield that costs thirty C-bills and does not require us to reimburse a planetary government for collapsed buildings, destroyed bridges, burned farmland, or “unnecessary Highlander burial maneuvers.”
This mat depicts legendary battlefields clearly, lies flat, and survives repeated deployments without generating a single civilian property-damage claim. Our MechWarriors enjoy reliving famous battles upon it; I enjoy knowing that every demolished structure is printed and therefore cannot be added to our invoice.
Durable, attractive, and considerably cheaper than repairing another city after Grayson Carlyle “improvises.”
Five stars. Properly categorized as a training expense.
—Accounts Office
Gray Death Legion
Salvage receipts must be submitted within 30 days
